Also:

Uncles, don't forget to beat up your Afghan Brides.

And if she runs away, call the police on her. They shall administer the mandatory virginity test. If her hymen is not intact, that's a three-year sentence for fornication.

It feels powerful to be an Afghani man. Your thoughts are her thoughts (In a new opinion poll in Afghanistan, 87 percent of those surveyed said women needed to ask their husbands' permission to vote).