When CBS is fooled by forged documents, that's the end of all credibility, but when the White House does it, it is DIVINE PROVIDENCE.

THE POWER OF PRAYER (AND PROZAC), LADIES AND GENTLEMEN! If it's good enough for the president, it's good enough for you.

The power of positive thinking is the president's shield from reality.

The news is grim, but the president is "optimistic". The intelligence is sobering, but he tosses aside "pessimistic predictions". His opponent says he has "no credibility", but the president replies that it is his rival who is "twisting in the wind".