Friday, September 17, 2004

"Naked" is a good Sedaris book. His experience at the nudist colony is funny and insightful. Something about people where their personalities on their body with the clothes that they put on. Zoot-suits, shorts, flip-flops or berets: these make statements about who you are.

The problem being, when you take off your clothes and play tennis, your nutsack bounces and we can see the gray hairs on your saggy tits.

Kim tried to take my pants off last night. In my haste to flee, I left my wallet in her room. No big deal. I brought my lunch, so I don't need money. Just please, Kim, after you take all of the money out and the pictures of my other girlfriends, give my wallet back.

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