Following the Republican Convention and Talent Show, Chris Matthews penned the Republicans as the "daddy party."

I don't know about that. I can't really see anybody calling Bush "daddy." Maybe "ho."

There's this creepy guy at work who calls Eric a ho. Sometimes when Eric is really being a ho, he get called a hobag.

Molly Ivins came up with that "condom stuffed with walnuts" analagy, but I guess she stole it from somebody else who 10 years ago called Arnold "a brown condom filled with almonds."