What is the url for the boy of the week blog, and can I apply? I'd like to be the administrator.

That would be raunchy.

Fall is killing everything.

A Story:

These was this kid I worked with in Bloomington. He was a Guatamalan Loverboy. One day he was making a creamy batch of alfredo, and the pan slipped out of his hands and spilled down his belly and upper legs.

He got burnt pretty bad and had to go to the hospital which was just across the street. There was hardly anybody in the emergency room so a nurse got to take a look at him pretty quickly.

She asked him to take off his shirt and pants and underpants, and gasped when she saw the how hot the alfredo was.

"You poor boy," she said. She started to lick the Alfredo off his belly and then went down and sucked him off. After she cleaned all the alfredo off of him she asked if she could get the recipe for the alfredo sauce.

That's an Olive Garden urban legend.