I refuse to use birth control. I'm not hitting any fine ass though.

Matt, I didn't place any bets on how long your relationship would last, but I assumed that the two of you would be together forever. Hey, at least you hit the shit for six weeks.

Take life from the perspective. You could be a flatuant gasbag.

I haven't watched any television for about two weeks now. My cable got turned off; I mean somebody else's cable got turned off, which consequenty made my tv go fuzzy too. I feel completely empty. I want to watch moral court.