The Flatulent Gasbag #3 in the Machine

(Computerized sexy female voice): Spinal regeneration complete.

Matt K.: Thank you, computer.

(Computerized sexy female voice): Self-esteem regeneration commencing.

Matt K.: Is this one going to be painful, computer?

(Computerized sexy female voice): I do not understand your inquiry.

Matt K.: Of course not. You've never deluded yourself into believing that you need to fall over yourself pleasing other people to be complete.
You're just a goddamn machine.

(Computerized sexy female voice): You're goddamn right, muthafu**a. Now shut the fuck up.