The Flatulent Gasbag #3 in the Machine
(Computerized sexy female voice): Spinal regeneration complete.
Matt K.: Thank you, computer.
(Computerized sexy female voice): Self-esteem regeneration commencing.
Matt K.: Is this one going to be painful, computer?
(Computerized sexy female voice): I do not understand your inquiry.
Matt K.: Of course not. You've never deluded yourself into believing that you need to fall over yourself pleasing other people to be complete.
You're just a goddamn machine.
(Computerized sexy female voice): You're goddamn right, muthafu**a. Now shut the fuck up.
He swims. He gnaws. He builds dams. He moves us with his intelligence and grace. He is the Wily Beaver. And he is here to INTUBATE us all.
Friday, August 22, 2003
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