(Sing like a folksy Lucinda Williams around a campfire)

Take me off to space
Take me off to space
Come on down you saucer man
and take me off to space

Take me off to space
Take me off to space
Come on down you saucer man
and take me off to space

Put needles in my belly in
take samples of my skin
I don't care as long as I can live with saucerman
I know that you don't take requests
but I'm a special case
Come on down you saucer man
and take me off to space

Take me off to space
Take me off to space
Come on down you saucer man
and take me off to space

Hey cow mutilators
Let me join your crew
Give me me a knife You bet your life
I'll cut up cows for you
I don't care if your some kind of ghastly beast
without a face
so come on down you saucer man
and take me off to space

Take me off to space
Take me off to space
Come on down you saucer man
and take me off to space

Come down you tiny robot with your little nipper claws
You pale and bugeyed alien with white and flabby paws
life is just suckers dream and death is a discrace
so come on down you saucer man
and take me off to space

Take me off to space
Take me off to space
Come on down you saucer man
and take me off to space

"Take Me Off 2 Space" -- Nenslo