Jesus Christ, it is hard to find a good cult. But I have found a parady of one -- Church of the Subgenius.
One of the jokes revolves around X-Day, which was June 6th, 1998, when spaceships filled with sex goddesses comes to Earth and take away the subgenii, then destroy the world.
One of the purposes of the X-day myth is to scare all other cults into killing themselves. So far so good. Like the weak-minded followers they are, many have succeeded, such as those Heaven's Gate folks. Other notable Mass suicides in recent years.
If we can just scare those sex-crazed Raelians...our only real rival. They have more than their fair shair of hot, sex addicted women.
And Matt might be offended by this Raelian endeavor, "'Babytron' Artificial Womb Is the Next Raelian Project"
He swims. He gnaws. He builds dams. He moves us with his intelligence and grace. He is the Wily Beaver. And he is here to INTUBATE us all.
Monday, June 23, 2003
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