Monday, June 23, 2003

I bought twelve condoms expecting to have protected sex with 12 different wholesome camping girls. Two of them had red hair. Pussy demon was conspicously absent. I did however get some good pictures of me blowing condoms up with my nose tonight. Scottie also took some pictures of me wearing my old manager's brazziere.

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