You should have read this article first, Armageddon Ends Badly, for a proper introduction into the Church of the SubGenius. But hey, life's messy!
The primary goal of the members is to achieve slack, the ultimate and undefinable state of pure pleasure. The primary obstacle to their goal is the conspiracy by pinks to deny the SubGenii their slack. Often described as "an anti-religion religion," the church's only rule is "Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke."
He swims. He gnaws. He builds dams. He moves us with his intelligence and grace. He is the Wily Beaver. And he is here to INTUBATE us all.
Sunday, May 18, 2003
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