Here are some of my, Alex P. Keaton's, embarrassments:
Invested all of my father's AT&T stock into a riskier stock which ended up being worthless due to a hurricane.
Turning my parents' house into a hotel while they were gone. This resulted in a kangaroo residing in the house.
Getting hooked on speed in order to study longer. This resulted in cleaning several garages a week.
Dated a woman 18 years my senior while in high school.
Hired Geena Davis as the maid based purely on physical appearance.
He swims. He gnaws. He builds dams. He moves us with his intelligence and grace. He is the Wily Beaver. And he is here to INTUBATE us all.
Thursday, May 01, 2003
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