Here are some of my, Alex P. Keaton's, embarrassments:
Invested all of my father's AT&T stock into a riskier stock which ended up being worthless due to a hurricane.
Turning my parents' house into a hotel while they were gone. This resulted in a kangaroo residing in the house.
Getting hooked on speed in order to study longer. This resulted in cleaning several garages a week.
Dated a woman 18 years my senior while in high school.
Hired Geena Davis as the maid based purely on physical appearance.
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Joe, that is disappointing because I would like to read it.
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