Tuesday, January 28, 2003

Monica, we are all safe EXACTLY where we are, no matter where we are. Do not live in fear.

I heard that a drunken tree jumped out in front of Billy Joel's car. Bastard oak tree.

I tried watching football. I got bored. I don't have the attention span. I really want to like sports so I can stop being a girly man. I am happy for the Bucs, though. I'm told few expected them to win.
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