Champaign Cows?

maybe, Champaign Soy Beans?

Hell, they already took "corn huskers."

How about those Houstan Texans? Mabye we should follow that route and call ourselves the Champaign Illinoin(s)'

Champaign Indian Genocide.

Champain Guilt Trippers.

I think it would be great if we named our football team after queer rock bands. The Champaign Stardust. (or) Champaign Roxy Music.