Now I am offended. I am too chivalrous.
chiv·al·rous: - adjective, 14th century
marked by gracious courtesy and high-minded consideration especially to women
Oh. No, I guess I don't show gracious courtesy to anyone, especially women. I ignore girls. I saw some cuties having a cigarette out back of the building I work in as I was leaving, and I couldn't even say "Hi." I did make eye contact. That is an improvement from the old Matt.
"high-minded consideration especially to women?" My attitudes are not so much 14th century as they are 21st. Although we do have a medieval club at school that looks fun to join. I saw a picture of the club posing all nobly with staves. I would bring a broadsword to those meetings. That would be chivalrous.
He swims. He gnaws. He builds dams. He moves us with his intelligence and grace. He is the Wily Beaver. And he is here to INTUBATE us all.
Friday, October 25, 2002
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