Thank you friends, that is precisely what is wrong. I found some sites, like gwbush.com (this site give dub too much credit for being a world leader) and greaterthings.com (Religious politcal doomsaying), that have completely fucked my brain with paranoid delusions of sinister world governments and mormon 911 prophesies. I will now only try to focus on what is important, and what is real; like Beavers.

Also, does anyone know where I can get a Lou Dobbs Moneyline t-shirt? I'll bet you didn't know Lou has a great interest in space. It's true. Hey, my middle name is Louis. Shorten that to Lou...yes! We even have the same name! I wonder if Lou Dobbs will adopt me. I miss my dad. He looked kind of like Lou Dobbs.

Here is the results of a Lou Dobbs Moneyline QuickVote online poll I took at CNN.
Do you believe Iraqi President Saddam Hussein has or is about to acquire weapons of mass destruction that he will use against the United States?
Yes 31%
No 69%

Operation Ending Our Freedom continues...What is that buzzing in my ears? Conform...Conform...Conform...Conform...Conform...Conform...Conform...
Stop it! Stop!
Conform...Conform...Conform...AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH (I think it is time for a blog intervention. Somebody please stop me from blogging. I'm addicted. I need help.)

Hi my name is Matt and I'm a blogaholic. I started blogging in July 2002. I did it to put my thoughts out onto the Internet. Sort of like an online diary. I wanted an electronic copy of my thoughts. My penmenship is atrocious. So I made a weblog. I thought it was cool at first, and it was free. Then they started to charge me for removing ads. I started to steal then. I visited friend's houses and took socks out of there sock drawer, coasters off their coffee table, even half-eaten sandwiches. I was delusional. I thought stealing would make all my problems go away. They didn't.

I knew I was blogging too much when I stopped visiting my favorite porn sites. "They'll always be there," I thought. "I don't have a problem with not looking at naked women (and sometimes a naked hairy man ass)." I was wrong. Not looking at soft-core pornographic pictures is unhealthy.

I'm doing the twelve steps now.

1. I have admitted I am powerless over blogging - that my life has become unmanageable.

2. I have come to believe that a Power greater than myself could restore me to sanity.

3. I have made a decision to turn my will and my life over to the care of God as I understand Him.

4. I have made a searching and fearless moral inventory of myself. (I'm stuck at this step.)

One day at a time.