Personality Test

1. Do you consider yourself...
a. highly evolved, and considerably more intelligent then anybody you know
b. a cowering fool

2. When you're around friends, do you...
a. become suspicious of their motives and plot their eventuall demise
b. gullibly sit back and enjoy their company while they plan to destroy you

3. After you die, would you rather be know as...
a. a powerful worldly man like Joe Stalin who altered the face of humanity
b. a very strange man like George Michael who gets wierd faces from the rest of humanity

4. In public do you...
a. hold in your flatuance like a timid cowering nobody
b. let it rip

5. What phrase describes you best
a. "boo-hoo"
b. "boo-yah"

6. Who's a bigger lier...
a. the Gentlemen from Bloomington
b. the ratgut puke from Springfield

(Just joking... everybody knows I'm a bigger lier)

7. Would you rather spend the night...
a. Sipping from a Miller Light, listeing to the Eagles, picking out your favorite Jimmy Eat World song, and talking to your Girlfriend
b. Dying a horrible gruesome death

If you answered "a" for the first three questions award yourself a point. If you answered "b" give yourself negative 8.
For the final four answers award yourself 1 point for every "b" response, for every "a" response take a large wooden paddle and smack your own ass 25 times.

Now add up your score.

If you scored 1 - 36, you're cool in my book
If you scored a negative number and your beating your own ass with a big wooden paddle then you probably operate a blog.