have a great weekend beavers

i saw mrs. n5 yesterday in salisbury illinois at a little tea room where i was having lunch. she was with a bunch of ladies and then they went to the place next door and she bought plants or flowers or something. She is a sweetie!

matt b... i'm glad you be alive... sorry to hear bout your arm and stuff.... hang tuff kid!

mattie... i won't send you chain letters anymore

Who's your favorite corpse beavers?

My status? I donno. I might be a dead overweight Arab with uncharacteristic facial hair, dead in Iraq, or I might me a multi-billionare dancing my tooshie off in Italy. That's how I feel right now.

jezebel's envy. That's the name of her live journal.

Jesus, Matt! I'm glad you are ok. I left you a voice mail message. I want to talk to you about tattoos, too. I want to get one and I will only talk to people who already have one, because I notice the only people who bitch and whine about tattoos are pussy's who don't have any.

I replied to everyone about the pepsi email on purpose. Chain mail annoys me, unless I can step back and see the social function it represents. Chain email is not about the content in the information overloaded Internet, but rather reflective of how quickly memes, causes, or ideas come - within seconds - and fade away just as fast, with nobody remembering they ever existed.

A pretty girl is like a violent crime
if you do it wrong you do the time
but if you do it right it is sublime

The Magnetic Fields, A pretty girl is like...

I picked up a headlight to replace the driver's side headlight that burned out on Bianca's Suburu. She talked about her stressing day at work. We went to her room and made love, and later she cooked dinner; cut green beens and buttered noodles.

I've lost eight pounds since my mom has been on vacation. It is quite awesome. I can almost see my stomach muscles.

Bianca admonished me for being in the computer science master's program and not being able to speak Leet, a cipher invented by gamers and Internet geeks used to communicate exclusively with their virtual cadre. The name derives from elite, which is how these Internet assholes see themselves, since their so nerdy in real life. An example of leet speak, would be the name leet itself, spelled with the number 3 in place of the E: L33t.

"oh, my beating heart" would translate to "Oh, MY be@t1Ng h3@r+," at least according to this L33t-5p34k translator.

I told her L33t-5p34k was one of my graduate requirements.

uncle mike..... what's your status?

HAPPY BIRTHDAY today to Matt Natale!!! If you see him out tonight... sing him a happy song!

mattie... do you remember sending me that email a few days ago? you responded to my pepsi forward? you somehow replied to my entire list of email buddies.
anyhow......... does this blogger have to keep changing?

brian.... that was mean!

I'm scared of girls and all of their internal plumbing that makes them different from men.

That is why is feels so naught and fun when I get to kiss one. And now that I found one that I really like, I don't know her email address. I'm thrilled by that. I'm not ready to be introduced to her online personality.

The wireless standards will work themselves out through committees and lobbyists and damn fine bright people. Try not to worry about things you cannot control, Gasbag.

I can definately sign on to be boy of the week. Sometimes I feel just that disposable.

Fuck you Monica. Sorry, there's no call for that, but there has just not been much to have an opinion on around here lately. The anger has been building. Screw you all!

Oh, what about Clinton saying people should move on from the whole radioactive material thing? Interesting.

CDMA uses either DBPSK (Dual Binary Phase-Shift Keying), OQPSK (Offset
Quadrature Phase-Shift Keying), or QPSK (Quadrature Phase-Shift
Keying). GSM uses GMSK (Gaussian Minimum Shift Keying). IS-54/IS-136
TDMA uses pi/4-DQPSK (pi/4-Differential Quadrature Phase-Shift
Keying). iDEN uses 16-QAM (16-Level Quadrature Amplitude Modulation)

matt k we also need to get this boy of the week thing up and running.. can you post it as one of my links? and then all the beavers can sign in on it?

beavers of the world, have a great night. I'll be spending mine at work... booooooooooo