The Sneeze

Why can't we be more like this blog?

Particularly, the "Steve, Don't Eat It!" portions, where Steve plays with Pickled Pork Rinds and tries to put the pig back together again, before getting bored and losing the will to live.

I enjoyed Steve's adventure in eating the BLT, too.

"Alas, there is no turning back now. Despite the fact that I am a grown man with children, I'm off to go eat dog food. And what better way to have Beggin' Strips than in a Beggin', Lettuce, and Tomato Sammich!"



"To put it simply, this is the devil's bacon. Even a healthy dose of bread, mayo, lettuce and tomato couldn't come close to masking the evil. The bitter nastiness literally got worse with every chew, and I was overcome by the urge to go in the backyard and eat grass until it was all out of me."

"In closing, the only silver lining to this dark dark cloud is I have figured out why so many dogs lick their own assholes. They are trying to kill the taste of Beggin' Strips. (By the way, it doesn't work.)"

The Sneeze