I met a really nice girl at the bar last night. I forget what her name was, but she took off her shirt and gave it to my buddy Scott. We spent the next fifteen minutes trading shirts. She has great tits. I ended up giving her a bitchin' punk rock shirt. She made off like a bandit. I think she's got my belt and shoes too.

Later we went to Kevin's where we all took our shirts off, and danced till four in the morning. I'd like to hang out with her again some time.

I'm gonna miss this town.

Joe, when I move back do you mind if I invite girls over for all-night, strobe-light hanky-panky parties?