Sunday, September 29, 2002

I'm withdrawing my Beaver bid for Presidident in 2004.

What the world needs now is another goofy president with an speech impediment, like I need a hole in my head.

What the world needs now... is less Eminen, and another Frank Sinatra, so I can get that cute little red head from work in bed with me.

Punnet Square: Cute Little Red Head with a long tall wily guy? Answer: fiesty little beavers with an appreciation for Camper Van Bhetthoven.

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