Matt's, but why would you want to do a thing like that?

"The Jazz Singer" killed vaudville.

Now that was entertainment for you.

I blame the audio blogs for its demise.

I did an audio post, but it didn't work.

Why?

Yea, I was going to post something, but after that audio blog I definately have to reconsider it.

that killed it.

It was suggested that I go "kick rocks".

I believe I shall do that very thing.

Fuck it, why keep this up?

If I stay away from this sort of thing I can be more productive at work and spend more time being sociable rather than a myspace sociopath. It's too nice to stay indoors anyway and my yard is calling for attention.

Bye bye.

Another night, another beer.

It's a cycle that's hard to break.

At work I get this feeling of overwhelming dread.

Too much that I can't crawl out of.

This still cracks me up:

http://www.nbc.com/The_Office/video/office_psa_relationship.shtml#video

So I had to run a tab last night. I always feel like an idiot when I do that.

It's just not professional.

I lied.

There is no hope.

I'm exhausted from trying for so many years.

There is hope for me yet:

http://hotchickswithdouchebags.blogspot.com/

You turn into a different person in late afternoon.

Enjoy some creamy pumpkin pie.

Do you have a better word to describe Starr Jones?
What is so powerful about that word that angers you so much?

That's not what I want to write about today.
Today it's about cockblocking.
Why would someone invite me to meet their friend staying at their house, notice how well we seemed to be getting along, then never leave the room to give us any time alone? I tried waiting her out until 3:30am (her husband had gone to bed hours before), but my hostess wasn't having any part of it so I slipped her guest my phone number and left.

Why does that cunt Starr Jones still have a job?

Wait, I answered my own question there.

On a similar topic, who on this planet doesn't think that Kevin Federline isn't a douche-bag that shouldn't be brought before a firing squad?? I honestly think this planet would be better off without him and others of his ilk.

Sorry, but my tivo records talk soup and best week ever and I'm watching them back to back. It can really bring the hate out of me.