Thursday, November 03, 2005

I'm absolutely fascinated by this: http://harrietmiers.blogspot.com/
Yea!!! I have "1 friends" on Myspace now. Ole Grandpa Jourgie. He's a perv, but he talks to me and takes me to lunch.

You better disinvite skinny to the wedding. He won't be happy until he crashes the party.
Stand as firm as you want child, I am crashing your wedding.

REPEAT: I am crashing your wedding.



I'm bringing woo with me too.

Wednesday, November 02, 2005

I was trying to set up a myspace account today, and I wanted to blog on it, so I clicked "Add Comment". I got the message:

"Error: You must be someone's friend to make comments about them."

I felt really lonely at that point and quit.
No hard feelings, child of actors. I totally understand about the small wedding affair. My first marriage took place in the Cathredral Of Holy Sanctuary, which is about 1000 square feet. The number of solid gold torches we bought alone for the 12 days of feasting put me in debt for 3 lifetimes.
This blog hasn't seen this much action in over a year!
Keep on blogging!

On a different note....
I am disinviting all beavers to the previous mentioned wedding due to a change in plans. nothing personal (except for you Skinny)
the wedding will only be including immediate family members ( i am not much of a people person) I stand firm on this decision but
I will find a way to make it up to everyone

Tuesday, November 01, 2005

You wanna do some mescaline with me sometime lps?
God
quit hitting on my dad lps.
I did a google search for "I wanna love you primitive", because I have this song on my iPod and I want to know who sings it. All I came up with is french goth teenage girl blogs.

Skinny, if it's ok with you, I'd like to come over and make shrimp tacos again. We have some shrimp in the freezer and everything else to make a community meal.

Friday, October 28, 2005



snitch and a bitch
i dropped chubby and whiskey off at the train station yesterday afternoon, and it didn't look like they brought along in type of cooling mechanism for leftover pizza.

they are truly an inconsiderate couple.
OK. This has to be said. Due to the insanely high gas prices as of late, exxon mobile has pulled in some insanely high profits. Not bad, but couple that with they've been giving their employees fake flu shots!?!

... and we're talking about lps' inability to get a date in 1979?
and hilarity ensues!



Have fun in Chi town guys!
Tommorow is Mrs. N5's birthday. I'm thinking about getting her a flair gun, that way anytime she needs me to come over and dig some some holes, she can just fire a couple of flairs in the air.

Thursday, October 27, 2005

Here's something mildly sexist.


http://www.thefrown.com/frowners/becomerepublican.swf

Trust me.
Once again you blame all the world's problems on the male sexual prowess.

......sooo tired.

I assumed whiskey was going to Chicago so she could push Chubby in front of a train.

Wednesday, October 26, 2005

Whiskey and I are going on a big fun Chitown trip this weekend! Yay!

We are gonna eat pizza, celebrate the white sox World series win, see Modern Art, and Broken Social Scene.

Jealous much?

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