Dear Howard Dean,
Fuck off... Monica doesn't get pissed. (Did I type that out loud?)

"Wow! Sounds like Monica's fucking pissed!" - Howard Dean

On another note, I'd like to invite all my supporters to vote for John Kerry. Yes, he viciously attacked me on several occasions but now I suprisingly support him. Who would have seen that one coming? Not I says the wise old owl.

Whoa Whoa Whoa! CAREFUL!! What do you mean?
This Josh guy is only the most fantastic man I've ever met.
AND you should never start a sentence with and.
And was last night the first night you had ever met Billy? He is the funniest guy!

Who the hell is this Josh guy? I mean, where did he come from? And to whence is he going? And will he even vote in this year's election?

John Kerry went to mass in his ski outfit!

I say "No sir, that's bad fucking sauce." - Howard Dean

Here's something that was on my blog:

~Top Reasons to Vote Kerry List~

1.He has an FBI file.
2.He has big hair.
3.He was great in "The Lord of the Rings".
4.He can talk out of both sides of his mouth at the same time,without moving his eyebrows.(now THAT'S talent)
5.He cusses like a drunken sailor.(I can relate to that)
6.He most likely can speak in complete and understandable sentences.
7.He is taller than a shrub.
8.He can speak 3 foreign languages flawlessy,as well as broken English.
9.He most likely does not lick himself;thus avoiding those hazardous hairballs.(had to be there)
10.His wife has balls.(tough chicks ROCK!!)
11.He wears a pink tie.
12.He's better than a grilled cheese sandwich.(that's a matter of opinion.)
13.He has a good arm for throwing things over fences.
14.He has great balance..."You son of a bit*h!"
15.As much as he likes ketchup,he never puts it on his hot dogs.(I can respect that)
16.He can watch TV and eat pretzels at the same time.
17.He's a cure for insomnia.
and last but not least...
18.He already has a memorial on Easter Island!

Remember to check my DFA site!!!

Mattie--

I have a picture for you from Ebben's Halloween Party. Don't let me forget to give it to you.

Yeah... he's a crazy fuckin guy!!
(howard dean.... not my dad)

I love this new Howard Dean.

"Happy fucking birthday Monica's dad!" - Howard Dean

Today is my dad's 60th birthday. Happy Birthday POPS!!!

Howard Dean has become very vulgar and cynical if I may say so.
He should lay off the "f" word.

"Fuck you and your Heinz condiments!" -Howard Dean

"Can I speak to your fry cook?" - Howard Dean

"These fuck*** corndogs cost too much!"

Here is a little Howard Dean humor for all you wiley beavers out there........

Dean is a doctor but he acts more like a postal worker!" —Jay Leno

Did you see Howard Dean ranting and raving? Here's a little tip Howard — cut back on the Red Bull." —David Letterman

Howard Dean finished in third — his lead lasted about as long as Britney Spears' marriage." —Craig Kilborn

Hello Beavers
Thanks to everyone for the birthday cards. I truly appreciate it. This is the only time of the year when I feel that I can expect Attention from everyone. I love it. The memphis trip was okay. The weather was beautiful.

As for Howard Dean at the cozy dog.... i hope he was able to illicit many illinois voters in to promising him their votes.

Was he swearing profusely like John Kerry?

Beavers!!! You're never going to guess who I saw today at the Cozy Dog. It was Howard Dean. He was making a scene - apparently all riled up about the price of corn dogs. Man does he ever have a pair of lungs.

Some dumb whore once told me men were dogs, so I guess I should be aroused by both smells.

The sewage treatment plant must be the sexiest place on earth!