"Y'all are brutalizing me." Ronnie Dobbs

Mr T pities the Onion. This is satire squared, irony making light of itself, the snake eating its own tail. It takes a moment to understand all the levels of satire at play here. But once you do, it is pretty damn funny, fool!

Mr. T often pities me.

BULLSHIT! Now we know why the call it TicketMASTER.

I saw that documentary. It was good.

Well thats all I have to say for now fuckers.

Motown's Funk Brothers cast long 'Shadows'
They played on more No. 1 hits than Elvis Presley, The Beatles, the Rolling Stones and the Beach Boys put together. But to the general public, they remain largely unknown. Unlike the galaxy of beloved Motown stars, songwriters and producers, the Funk Brothers were rarely recognized for their contribution to what became "the sound of young America."

Higher dimensional objects (or beings) cast their shadow into lower dimensions.

Eric showed interest in going to see Yo la Tengo. He wants to go see Sonic Old Fogies in June in St. Louis. I really don't want to see them.

So fresh and so clean.

I do tend to climb trees in an upward spiral when people get near me. I'm always on the other side of the tree so the person can't get me.

I guess I am a little squirelly.

yo la tengo is playing with The Clean for the Riveria show. The Clean are from New Zealand, so they should look pretty funny,

Ok, so your heart is broken
You're sitting around mopin', cryin', cryin'
You say you even think about dying
Well, before you do anything rash, baby, dig this

Dr. Mims said I'm a little bit squirrelly, but I do good work. Would you guys say I'm squirrelly?

I think he may have been thinking of another furry brown forest animal -- you know, one with a flat tail and long fast-growing teeth -- like a beaver.

There is no exception to the rule.

Everybody plays me.

Maybe you can take Eric out tonight, Monica, cause I'm not feeling to well. I keep getting dizzy spells. Maybe it is just constipation.

Yes, a colonic is definately in order.

yesterday i got to play meet the mom. Josh's mom is a sweet lady.. you guys should meet her sometime. I'm sure his dad is sweet as well.. but he was in bloomington for the day... didn't get to meet him. 8-(
Have a good sunday night beavers and Vancey.......... I'm gonna steal that rowing machine... are you kiddingme.... that's my favorite piece of workout equipment ever!!
What's on for Monday ?

who are y ou people and what are you doing in my computer?

That is a plan I can support. Who are they playing with? Nevermind. It is Portastatic. Who is Portastatic?